1: Full name: yeah sure.
2: Zodiac sign: cancer.
3: 3 Fears: ahhh heights, stepping in warm puddles in the dark, and dentists.
4: 3 things I love: books, dogs, baking.
5: 4 turn ons: being mindful, having a wicked sense of humor, liking harry potter, and wearing plaid flannel.
6: 4 turn offs: republicans, forceful christians, people who don’t like sweets, and having no chin.
7: My best friend: the-lotus-kids.tumblr.com. she’s awesome.
8: Sexual orientation: straight.
9: My best first date: definitely going to see the avengers.
10: How tall am I: sixty six inches, baby.
11: What do I miss: mom making dinner every night.
12: What time I was born: 11am.
13: Favourite color: plum and magenta.
14: Do I have a crush: yeah, 8th grade was fun.
15: Favourite quote: something my grandpa wrote me on a tiny slip of paper ten years ago; he passed away 19 days ago.
16: Favourite place: right here in denver.
17: Favourite food: dark chocolate or watermelon.
18: Do I use sarcasm: christ.
19: What am I listening to right now: scrubs.
20: First thing I notice in new person: usually their teeth.
21: Shoe size: eight point five or nein.
22: Eye color: brown.
23: Hair color: reddish brown.
24: Favourite style of clothing: jeans and a t-shirt.
25: Ever done a prank call? nah.
26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? NONEYA.
27: Meaning behind my URL: eh, i’m not so awful on tumblr but i have a really foul mouth. so i guess its A LIE.
28: Favourite movie: the nightmare before christmas.
29: Favourite song: ’bicycle song’ - rhcp.
30: Favourite band: RHCP DUH.
31: How I feel right now: pretty high.
32: Someone I love: my momma.
33: My current relationship status: happily taken.
34: My relationship with my parents: great, actually. i really miss them.
35: Favourite holiday: ALL OF THEM. i love decorating, but especially for halloween and christmas.
36: Tattoos and piercings I have: just pierced ears and seven tattoos: an owl, my pup’s name, ohm, my brother’s initial, chorus from ‘bicycle song’ for my mom, johanne von goethe quote, and ‘minor thing’ lyric.
37: Tattoos and piercing I want: fucking all of them. not the piercings, just the ink.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: the-lotus-kids convinced me to do it.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? nah, but the one before was a total cunthole.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? nah, i live with my beau.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? ERM NER.
42: When did I last hold hands? tonight.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? around an hour.
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? you have not shaved my legs in the past ever
45: Where am I right now? on the couch.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? the sweet, sweet toilet.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? pretty loud.
48: Do I live with my mom and dad? no noooo.
49: Am I excited for anything? patrick will be here on monday, otherwise i am so anxiety ridden i could smack a wolf.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? absolutely.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? every time i feel too many goddamn feelings. christ
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? ten minutes or so.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i’d punch him right in the taint.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? naaah.
55: What is something I disliked about today? the fucking bill collector calling me at 9 am. if ever someone deserved a cunt punch…
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? anthony kiedis, i want days.
57: What do I think about most? owing money.
58: What’s my strangest talent? adding numbers quickly in my head.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? cottage cheese, being continuously rubbed in one spot, and spit. uuuuughghadslkjfalkjdsfpawoeijfasdfj;kjnvakdjfapoweiufjadsf.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? beeeehind.
61: What was the last lie I told? that something didn’t annoy me, but it was minor anyway.
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? i prefer neither, really.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? aw man i don’t know about ghosts but weird things happen to me. and aliens for sure, not a doubt.
64: Do I believe in magic? tricks are what a whore does for money, michael.
65: Do I believe in luck? i prefer to say karma.
66: What’s the weather like right now? coooold.
67: What was the last book I’ve read? the meaning of true happiness by the dalai lama.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? what a strangely specific question, i actually really do. when i was six, my mom told me it meant i would be a drug addict to scare me away from it. she’s pretty intense.
69: Do I have any nicknames? DRAGON.
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? nothing bad, breaking a few fingers playing football.
71: Do I spend money or save it? spend on bills because there’s nothing else to spend it on without feeling like i’m going to have a stroke.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? noooot a chance
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? part of the painted table and my stationary box.
74: Favourite animal? dogs and otters, for sure.
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? pinterest, looking for ways to fix my bangs.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? sheets. god i hope its sheets.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? ‘minor thing’ - rhcp.
78: How can you win my heart? no.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? you bitches better burn my ass don’t leave me on this nasty planet.
80: What is my favorite word? cavalier.
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: the-lotus-kids, pricklylegs, thecakebar, aaand some others.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? the government is after you, they could solve world hunger and poverty in one year but no one gives a fuck about you or your family or your well being. if you’re not willing to suck corporate dick, they don’t give a shit what happens to you. don’t buy in to the system. our own government has been literally attacking us for years. fuck the bullshit, and somebody PLEASE punch glenn beck in the cunt. *drops mic*
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? nope.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? had this discussion yesterday. apparently this reveals what kind of person you are and my immediate answer was is and will always be laser eyes. don’t even fuck with it.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? have you made twosies today? fuck i don’t care.
86: What is my current desktop picture? a picture blake created!
87: Had sex? lol.
88: Bought condoms? lol.
89: Gotten pregnant? lol.
90: Failed a class? are you kitten me?
91: Kissed a boy? AW YEAH..
92: Kissed a girl? nah.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yeah.
94: Hand job? um….
95: Left the house without my wallet? oh no no.
96: Bullied someone on the internet? only republicans.
97: Had sex in public? lol.
98: Played on a sports team? back in the day.
99: Smoked weed? er’ry day.
100: Did drugs? just weed and lucy.
101: Smoked cigarettes? not anymore!
102: Drank alcohol? yeah.
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? haven’t had meat in over a month.
104: Been overweight? right now i’m like 15lbs over where i want to be, but not really overweight.
105: Been underweight? psh.
106: Been to a wedding? quite a few.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? sadly.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? sadly.
109: Been outside my home country? sadly afuckinggain no.
110: Gotten my heart broken? certainly been stepped on a lot, but it works just fine.
111: Been to a professional sports game? atlanta braves game.
112: Broken a bone? a few.
113: Cut myself? i did.
114: Been to prom? yep, junior and senior.
115: Been in airplane? yes and it is hell every time. a building on its side with wings being thrown places.
116: Fly by helicopter?not a chance.
117: What concerts have I been to? almost jason, teddy geiger, red hot chili peppers twice (w/ gnarls barkley and santigold), avenged sevenfold, shinedown, buckcherry (UGH), 311, and slightly stoopid.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? nope.
119: Learned another language? several.
120: Wore make up? most days.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? nope.
122: Had oral sex? uh.
123: Dyed my hair? yeah, a lot.
124: Voted in a presidential election? YEP.
125: Rode in an ambulance? no way.
126: Had a surgery? on my jaw and leg.
127: Met someone famous? billy coorgan from smashing pumpkins.
128: Stalked someone on a social network? i prefer lurking.
129: Peed outside? oh yep.
130: Been fishing? yeah.
131: Helped with charity? absolutely!
132: Been rejected by a crush? fucking middle school and high school and life DUH.
133: Broken a mirror? probably.
134: What do I want for my birthday? just to be in a house with a yard and a garden.
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? i want several. zephyr or balthazar for a boy and juno for a girl. they’re gonna be badasses.
136: Was I named after anyone? michael j. fox’s sister on family ties.
137: Do I like my handwriting? its taken a while, but i love it now.
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? legos HANDS DOWN.
139: Favourite TV Show? THE OFFICE, grey’s anatomy, its always sunny in philadelphia, modern family, and scrubs.
140: Where do I want to live when older? colorado is pretty nice.
141: Play any musical instrument? i used to, wish i had more instruments around me now.
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? knee scar, fish hook got caught in my knee fairly deep..
143: Favourite pizza toping? bacon and pineapple.
144: Am I afraid of the dark? a liiiiittle.
145: Am I afraid of heights? fuck yeah.
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? no, i was seriously the best behaved teenager ever. didn’t really break any rules until i was almost twenty and smoked ganj.
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? …yes.
148: What I’m really bad at: math and science.
149: What my greatest achievments are: graduating college, playing several instruments, and making wedding cakes for friends.
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: like i give a fuck about that shit. trust me i’ve forgotten it and said worse anyway.
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: i have a plan.
152: What do I like about myself: i think i have a good sense of humor, nice teeth, and a decent artistic ability.
153: My closest Tumblr friend: the-lotus-kids duuuuude.
154: Something I fantasise about: having a bakery and adorable little kids that i homeschool and teach several languages with our 3 dogs in a giant backyard with a garden and treehouse and and and.
holy shit was that even worth it not really. gonna get a little higher.